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Friday, July 28, 2017

How would Trump fare against an imminent alien invasion?

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OEIO999 1 week ago#1
Would he announce his plans to build walls on the sky? 

Would the American people stand behind him or denounce him?
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Gradieus 1 week ago#2
Any alien civilization that can arrive to Earth will kill us all should they choose to do so. Literally no one can stop them no matter how many movies find the hidden secret to defeating them (Signs was the worst).
Heineken14 1 week ago#3
Would immediately capitulate and sell out the Earth for the tiniest amount of space gold they offered.
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OEIO999 1 week ago#4
Gradieus posted...
Any alien civilization that can arrive to Earth will kill us all should they choose to do so. Literally no one can stop them no matter how many movies find the hidden secret to defeating them (Signs was the worst).


Personally I'm a fan of science being the aliens weakness, similar to war of the world's. 

To assume from the many different elements we have on this planet, nothing could be the aliens weakness is purely illogical.
Littlefinger is the hero Westeros deserves, but the one it will never get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvcPZbDSwvI
Starks 1 week ago#5
I'd like to think that the planet's entire nuclear arsenal could leave a dent, even if at great cost.
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CherryTsundere 1 week ago#6
Why do people assume that aliens always would attack us?
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Rhulad 1 week ago#7
He'd probably share all our military intelligence with them to try and impress them.
OEIO999 1 week ago#8
CherryTsundere posted...
Why do people assume that aliens always would attack us?

Because once they see and hear Trump, they will feel like it's their solemn duty to attack.
Littlefinger is the hero Westeros deserves, but the one it will never get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvcPZbDSwvI
CherryTsundere 1 week ago#9
OEIO999 posted...
CherryTsundere posted...
Why do people assume that aliens always would attack us?

Because once they see and hear Trump, they will feel like it's their solemn duty to attack.

Then why not hire an alien assassin from the planet T'Zurat to deal with Trump instead of attacking the earth and kill everyone with him?
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Sonixs 1 week ago#10
OEIO999 posted...
CherryTsundere posted...
Why do people assume that aliens always would attack us?

Because once they see and hear Trump, they will feel like it's their solemn duty to attack.


They'd probably think they would be doing the American people a favor.
OEIO999 1 week ago#11
CherryTsundere posted...
OEIO999 posted...
CherryTsundere posted...
Why do people assume that aliens always would attack us?

Because once they see and hear Trump, they will feel like it's their solemn duty to attack.

Then why not hire an alien assassin from the planet T'Zurat to deal with Trump instead of attacking the earth and kill everyone with him?


Because they might think everyone on the planet is a fucking r***** based of off their analysis of one guy.
Littlefinger is the hero Westeros deserves, but the one it will never get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvcPZbDSwvI
Topu_Kek 1 week ago#12
@Starks posted...
I'd like to think that the planet's entire nuclear arsenal could leave a dent, even if at great cost.

They would have a radiation shield(in order to withstand the radiation given off by some stars, which would be a requirement to safely travel long distances), or being able to teleport, and that's just in order to get here. They would almost certainly have fast missiles, similar to our THAAD system, to punch the nukes out of the sky. Or they could use biological weapons, which, if not based on organisms native to earth, would decimate our population as we would have no resistance. Or, they could just go for a giant EMP, and take out our entire power supply.
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CherryTsundere 1 week ago#13
OEIO999 posted...
CherryTsundere posted...
OEIO999 posted...
CherryTsundere posted...
Why do people assume that aliens always would attack us?

Because once they see and hear Trump, they will feel like it's their solemn duty to attack.

Then why not hire an alien assassin from the planet T'Zurat to deal with Trump instead of attacking the earth and kill everyone with him?


Because they might think everyone on the planet is a fucking r***** based of off their analysis of one guy.

They sound like pretty dumb aliens then tbh.
Behold my beauty!
OEIO999 1 week ago#14
Well the man they'd be analysing is the leader of the free world. And usually the leader represents their people.
Littlefinger is the hero Westeros deserves, but the one it will never get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvcPZbDSwvI
CherryTsundere 1 week ago#15
OEIO999 posted...
Well the man they'd be analysing is the leader of the free world. And usually the leader represents their people.

If they are this intelligent than they'd know that the POTUS isn't the leader of the world.

There is no leader of the world.
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BilalPowell 1 week ago#16
SNL already showed this scenario.
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OEIO999 1 week ago#17
But he is a leader of a power house nation. One could be forgiven for thinking, that achieving such a feat would mean you are one of the most impressive being in your time. Regardless of the reality.
Littlefinger is the hero Westeros deserves, but the one it will never get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvcPZbDSwvI
Atombender 1 week ago#18
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Porunga 1 week ago#19
OEIO999 posted...
CherryTsundere posted...
Why do people assume that aliens always would attack us?

Because once they see and hear Trump, they will feel like it's their solemn duty to attack.

They would probably leave. After looking at trump and listening to him speak, they would think that the Earth had already been invaded by another species. There is no way they would believe that trump is human. I'M not even convinced that trump is human.
j mcdermid 1 week ago#20
CherryTsundere posted...
Why do people assume that aliens always would attack us?


Because nobody travels who-knows-how-many light years just to say hello and give away free stuff.
AcFan87 1 week ago#21
That assumes that advanced, enlightened beings (which this universe is full of) actually want to waste time talking to greedy, barbaric savages who falsely believe they are the pinnacle of achievement, when in reality, the aforementioned savages (humanity) are little more than a genital wart in the grand scheme of the universe.
Heineken14 1 week ago#22
AcFan87 posted...
That assumes that advanced, enlightened beings (which this universe is full of) actually want to waste time talking to greedy, barbaric savages who falsely believe they are the pinnacle of achievement, when in reality, the aforementioned savages (humanity) are little more than a genital wart in the grand scheme of the universe.


This is the harshest criticism of Donnie I've ever seen.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
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