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Saturday, September 15, 2018

Trump Nicknames

DRAIN THE SWAMP
--Creature from the Orange Lagoon

COAL HUMPER
--Orange Krampus (Santa's demonic companion, leaves coal in the stockings of naughty kids)

CULT LEADER
--Bigly be thy name
--Cheeto Jebus
--Cheeto Satan
--The False Profit (The False Prophet; Biblical and Quranic end-times figure similar to the Antichrist)
--Golden Calf of Doom (a common idol in antiquity)
--The Magic Cheeto (parody of "The Magic Negro", Rush Limbaugh's nickname for Obama)
--The Orange Messiah
--Saint Cheeto
--Trumpssiah

ANNOYING
--The Annoying Orange (insufferable former Cartoon Network show with a fitting title)
--Donny Jar Jar
--The Great Trumpzoo (The Great Gazoo)
--The Great Whore of Babble-On (Whore of Babylon, Biblical apocalyptic figure)
--Jar Jar Trump
--Orange Teletubby
--Orange Troll Doll
--Shitposter-In-Chief
--Shitpost in Human Form
--Shitpost Incarnate
--Trolnald Dump
--Trumpley Crusher (Wesley Crusher, the teen from ST:NG) (I came up with this one)
--Trump Trump Binks
--Trumpy-Doo (Scrappy-Doo) (credit goes to editorialist John Carney)

BIG MOUTH
--Bigly Mouth
--Leaker of the Free World
--Poe's Law In Human Form (credit goes to JHadenfe on Reddit)
--Sarlaac-Mouthed Vulgarian (Play on "Cheeto-Fingered Vulgarian, which is a play on "Short-Fingered Vulgarian)

CHICKENHAWK
--Chickenhawk-In-Chief
--Cadet Bone Spurs (Reason for his military exemption from 'Nam)
--Bonespurs-for-Brains (credit goes to Klaus Oppat of Comment-News)

DISASTER
--Divider-In-Chief
--The Great Divider
--The Muscovian Candidate
--Orange Nero (Brutal Roman dictator famous for idly playing a harp while watching Rome burn)
--Orange Omen of Doom
--Steak Ruiner
--Trumpocalypse
--Trumpsterfire
--Trumptastrophe

IMMATURE/WHINER
--Bitchie Rich (Richie Rich, a Hanna Barbara character)
--Cheetoflake
--Gossamer-Skinned Bully
--Large-Mouthed Ass (large-mouthed bass)
--Little Donnie Diva
--President SnowFLAKE
--Prima Donald
--Six Million Ruble Man-Baby
--Sparkly Princess Trumpelina

PERVERT
--Creep Throat (Because he gave classified military info to Putin)
--Gropinfuhrer
--Sleaze Whiz (I came up with this one while bored at a motel)

RACIST/XENOPHOBE
--David Duke Nukem (credit goes to Gritbusters)
--Kidnapper-in-Chief
--Shithole-In-Chief

--BONUS CATEGORY: STAR WARS THEME!!!!!--
--Darth Avarice (Star Wars extended universe character; credit goes to ForsakenHermit)
--Darth Cheddar
--Darth Cheeto
--Darth Covfefe (Trump's Sith name)
--Darth MAGA
--Darth TaxeVader
--Donny Jar Jar
--Jar Jar Trump
--Tangerine Palpatine
--Trump Trump Binks
--Yam Vader

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