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Trump wants Sessions to investigate author of NYT op-ed
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https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/07/politics/donald-trump-jeff-sessions-investigation/index.html
"Yeah, I would say Jeff should be investigating who the author of this piece was because I really believe it's national security," Trump told reporters Friday aboard Air Force One. Neither Trump nor the White House have identified a specific crime that has been committed. the more he rallies against this op-ed the more i believe it tbqh
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Someone really needs to tell him that hurting his feelings is not a national security threat.
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BLAKUboy posted...
Someone really needs to tell him that hurting his feelings is not a national security threat. I'd bet someone did, and he just stomped his feet and said "I'm the President! It's national security if I say so!".
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Everything negative ever said or written about trump is true, whereas everything positive is false. its more like "the bigger the denial and backlash the more truth it has"
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Trump basically directly confirmed a number of stories in both the op-ed and Woodward's book in his rally last night.
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Wait, so
Doesn't the fact that he is referring to this as a national security threat more or less confirm the truthfulness of the article? If the things being said in the article were untrue, then it would indicate to Trump that the person who wrote it isn't actually a high level staffer. But what he's saying is "I don't want this staffer in my meetings because it could be dangerous" - literally acknowledging that it really could be one of his people |
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
tremain07 posted...Is this more of this GO AFTER MY ENEMIES JEFF! shit? Stable genius |
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BLAKUboy posted...
Trump basically directly confirmed a number of stories in both the op-ed and Woodward's book in his rally last night. he was literally slurring his speech during that rally. even worse than that time he made an announcement regarding Jerusalem.
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SageHarpuia posted...
>Someone claims to have been snatching important papers off of the desk of the President of the United States nothing in the op-ed implies the author was reading or accessing documents (s)he didn't have clearance for. the person is a "high ranking White House official". here it is, in case you'd like to read it https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/05/opinion/trump-white-house-anonymous-resistance.html where did you get this idea of "snatching important papers off of the desk of the PotUS"? edit: were you talking about this? https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/why-the-anonymous-trump-officials-op-ed-in-the-times-matters because that doesnt imply that the author of the op-ed was "snatching papers".
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SageHarpuia posted...
>Someone claims to have been snatching important papers off of the desk of the President of the United States Don't you think it's a little concerning that the President's attention span about issues of national policy lasts as long as the paper's physically sitting in front him?
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SageHarpuia posted...
>Someone claims to have been snatching important papers off of the desk of the President of the United States I say investigate away, the reason they were doing this(if it even happened) will come out as well.
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Honestly, of all the crazy crap thats been going on, this is the most egregious. If that op-ed is real the guy should go to prison.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
(s)he There's no real chance it's not a man. There's basically no female high-ranking officials in the WH.
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solosnake posted...
Honestly, of all the crazy crap thats been going on, this is the most egregious. If that op-ed is real the guy should go to prison. for what? what crime was committed? other than being a partisan chicken shit and putting his party before the Constitution and not doing the duty he swore to uphold?
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SageHarpuia posted...
>Someone claims to have been snatching important papers off of the desk of the President of the United States That was from the Woodward book, not the NYT op-ed |
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pegusus123456 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...>Someone claims to have been snatching important papers off of the desk of the President of the United States That in no way justifies stealing it.
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SageHarpuia posted...
pegusus123456 posted...SageHarpuia posted...show hidden quote(s) please re-read this entire topic and stop spreading fake news. thanks.
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...>Someone claims to have been snatching important papers off of the desk of the President of the United States And that "someone" was named as Gary Cohn in the book. Swing and a miss.
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